When your daughter wants a pony, you might just have to give in.

This is Bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

The investing metaphor you never knew you needed.

Hello? Is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me.

Okay good. I thought for a minute you were an FTX investor.

New staff and the #quotesproject. Get ready.

HOW TO VOTE… With your money.

It’s all a gamble. You decide which ones to take.

Staying optimistic is hard. You’ve still gotta try.

If history is our guide, the recovery is definitely going to happen and we definitely don’t know when. That’s okay.

The market has broken your investment plan…Here’s how to mend the pieces to make something better than your original portfolio.

That’s a thick briefcase… Time to clip some coupons.

Should you yield to the Fed as the Fed affects yields?

Old people used to be old people too…. Read this and you’ll see what I mean.

Mortgage rates and median home prices and babies and memories and stuff.

Series I Bonds? William of Ockham hates them.

You’ve gotta believe. Here are some tricks.

In 2020, people thought there was going to be a toilet paper shortage in the future… So they created one in the present.

“The human world is a mess.” — Sebastian, Philosopher and Cartoon Lobster (or Crab?)

The playbook for brand new things.